- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

The cow went moo

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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