I've got a dig bick

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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W.N.B.A.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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