What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Men's Sports

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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