What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Dubstep < Music

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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