Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Hi Shelby!!

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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