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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I've got a dig bick

W.N.B.A.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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