what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Obamacare haters

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Hi Shelby!!

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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