Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Nothing yet CC

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Japan called... They need help.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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