Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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