- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

a ginger has a soul

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

asian, do math

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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