Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Knock knock Come In.......

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

1+1 =? Too

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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