A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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knock, knock. come in.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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JEWS

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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