- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

my friend is gay hes gay

What'sucks and white Jackson

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

What is 2+2? 4!

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

My mom caught me masturbating.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

she wasn't 18

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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