What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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¿melano?

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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