Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Smart Blondes

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

*prepares this to get negged*

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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