- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Woman's rights.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

peter charastabopouloulous

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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