knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Anti Joke

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