why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Your social life.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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