- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Women's rights

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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