Justin Beiber

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Reed is poopin

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

peter charastabopouloulous

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

No it isn't.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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