why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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