How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Cold camel scrotum.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

the cast of the jersey shore

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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