What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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This is not a joke.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Cancer.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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1 Jew XD

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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