how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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this is gay

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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