- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Doorbell salesman.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

:O + :P = 69

My butt!!!!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

want a balloon? yeah

Heartlight

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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