- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Womens Rights.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Wats a joke?

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Canida

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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