- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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