- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

What's 9+10=? 19

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

69

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

YEAH THEY DO.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??