A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

i love huge wieners.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

obama leadership

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

democracy

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

women outside of the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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