- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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