Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

That didn't hurt.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Doorbell salesman.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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