A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Womens Rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Wats a joke?

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Canida

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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