What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

whats young and never moved? still born baby

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

God bless America, and no where else.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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