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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

how did the little girl die cancer

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what is the world worst joke? this one

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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