- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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