how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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don't look behind you

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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