A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

A Jew walks into a Furness

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Roses are red Violets are penis

women's rights

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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