- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

What's a small person? A midget

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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