- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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