- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Women's sports

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Type 2 diabetics

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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