Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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