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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

No. Yes.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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