- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

What did the fish say? Moo

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Take my wife- to the store.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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