- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

A russian gives away vodka.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Where's my tractor?

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