Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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