A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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