What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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hit the thumbs down button

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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