Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Nickelback

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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