what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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