an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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no

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Anti Joke

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