I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Girls Basketball.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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25

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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