What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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This one sucks!

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Christians pornstars.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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