I like pom

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What's up? A direction...

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Canada

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Poop

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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