A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Anti Joke

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