- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

why am i on this site? cause its funny

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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