- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Women's Rights.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

haha, you're an orphan

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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