What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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I'm a like whore

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hello

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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ballsack

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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