A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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