Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

A jew go out of a bar

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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