what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Chayton

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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