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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

A black guy with his family.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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