What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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YOLO

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Kah-________-

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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