- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

This is not a joke.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

What is smelly and sticky A poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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