- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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