look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Hi

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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This is not a joke.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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