How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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You just won the game...

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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