What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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