What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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You just won the game...

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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