- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

why did Max cry??? chicken

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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