why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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No. Yes.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Hey

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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