- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the fish say? Moo

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Yo mamas so fat.

Your time.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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