Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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terry stockton is straight

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Anti Joke

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