What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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