A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Will you marry me?

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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women's rights

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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