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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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