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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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