Are you Drew?

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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women's rights

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Knock knock Come In.......

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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