John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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I'm a like whore

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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My pet rock died.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Black History Month

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Blind people can't read this.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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