Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Halo < COD

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Penis.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

want a balloon? yeah

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Potato.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

My butt!!!!

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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