Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

women have rights

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

I tell an anti joke!.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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