- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

a retard lost...

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

space is fun

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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