- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

who smells? •Liam

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Jared Gough is a slut

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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