- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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