A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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women have rights

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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