- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Dancing Potatoe!

Where's my shotgun

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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